Jimmy Ape has had enough losing. Watch me turn it around and absolutely destroy 5dimes once and for all.

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I was about to end it all. Then I sold something and deposited into 5dimes.

Ive hit 5 bets in a row. I am ready to do some damage.

Jimmy Ape will post all his winning plays here as he destroys 5dimes and goes from loser to winner before your very eyes.
 

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Good thing they locked up that chick yesterday otherwise Jimmy would be toast
 

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Woops. Wrong Song Again.

Not Sure how that happened.



at 1:03 of that you can see RX Moderatror RenoChazz in the blue NOFX shirt he wore all the time with his girlfriend Dorita sister of Donita Sparks who was in the band Poorfat which became the band L7. Of the Seminal songs: "Bricks Are Heavy" and "Pretend That We Are Dead." Thier Uncle owned a Donut Shop on La Brea close to the Tar Pits which was Divine Providence like from God cuz humans do require Food but L.A. Punks did not prioritize eating food but mostly we'd toss the donuts in to the Dinosaurs in the Pits.

Pretty sure it was "Dorita" I know it wasn't Dorito cuz if it was that I'd remember cuz of Dorito's Tortilla Chips of course.

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why the hell did you NOT BET SEATTLE last night like Sunshine & RenoChazz told you to?


I am so pissed off at you right now.


hashtag Dummy.

 

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"Seminal ALBUM "Bricks Are Heavy" not "song" as I typed above.

duh.

hashtag Dummy, again. For a different reason this time tho.

 

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I was about to end it all. Then I sold something and deposited into 5dimes.

Ive hit 5 bets in a row. I am ready to do some damage.

Jimmy Ape will post all his winning plays here as he destroys 5dimes and goes from loser to winner before your very eyes.

"Rise Above" = Practice Money Management this time

Or could equal that. Might also been said to say don't do this. Cuz Your Temperment ain't designed to be as disciplined as you need to be. To Succeed at this.


If u insist tho, on doing this 'Rise Above' means decide upon a Unit Size (some % of your overall bankroll) SMALL NOT SUPER STUPID BIG

that you will bet on each play and effing stick to that.

No Greed No Impatience. Humbleness. Like you was born down by the river

In a little old tent.

 

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I'm rooting for 5dimes, if you destroy them that is 1 less available book.

They do have the best Total Menu of betting opportunities, Jimmy is obviously as sharp as a Grapefruit thats been runover by an out of Control Hot Dog

stand.

though so maybe we should be a bit worried.
 

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Ticket number: Jimmy Ape #1
8/5/17 7:10pm$156.87$98.72Pending3 Team Parlay
Pending8/5/17 7:05pm MLB Baseball 956 Pittsburgh Pirates +2½ -505* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> San Diego Padres (D Lamet - R must Start G Cole - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 8:10pm MLB Baseball 962 Colorado Rockies +2½ -580* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Philadelphia Phillies (N Pivetta - R must Start J Gray - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 7:10pm Props Baseball 7914 BOS M.Moreland no HR hit -625* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> BOS M.Moreland hits a HR (Fixed Price)

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especially with those HIGH juice ones face)(*^%

Preach It Mah Brother.

Consider taking this Trainwreck offa Post Review cuz what may unfold might be among the best Cautionary Tales

for Newbies

who wander in here, to Our Sanctuary, find their way onto Our Farm RX

by jumping a fence or whatever.

Mushroom Hunters. Cows Got to Poop.


Big Dogs BARK....on Saturday. EMail Marc Lawrence and ask for The Trendfacts Bonehead Jimmy


before you ever ever EVAH make another damn Parlay On Saturday. Bonehead.

And stop playing parlays altogether ignog.


That Saturday thing is cuz more kids at The Ballparks which causes an effect. Players are taken back to when they were young.

and loved the game. This makes them recall how it made them feel when they were not supposed to win. Cuz another team was so much better.


They recapture that Passion.
 

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Fake ticket. Jimmy sucks

I can't even see all of it. On Muh Screen. Apparently BAS Can. Cuz he sees the Lines.

Don't matter though cuz Odds of one of them yuge faves goin' down is so high. Bcuz....Saturday.

Relying On Parlays Sucks Everyday though. Someone please try and Explain this in terms that Jimmy might understand.

I did try to steer him, in one of his many threads. Bumps courtesy of Choptalk. Its 22% Jimmy on The Front Page but thats good cuz hopefully others will gain some Wisdom from ya'll trying to assist Jimmy.

If you don't wanna do it for him do it for others.
 
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I can't even see all of it. On Muh Screen. Apparently BAS Can. Cuz he sees the Lines.

Don't matter though cuz Odds of one of them yuge faves goin' down is so high. Bcuz....Saturday.

Relying On Parlays Sucks Everyday though. Someone please try and Explain this in terms that Jimmy might understand.

I did try to steer him, in one of his many threads. Bumps courtesy of Choptalk. Its 22% Jimmy on The Front Page but thats good cuz hopefully others will gain some Wisdom from ya'll trying to assist Jimmy.

If you don't wanna do it for him do it for others.
I see the Juice

Ticket number: Jimmy Ape #1
8/5/17 7:10pm$156.87$98.72Pending3 Team Parlay
Pending8/5/17 7:05pm MLB Baseball 956 Pittsburgh Pirates +2½ -505* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> San Diego Padres (D Lamet - R must Start G Cole - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 8:10pm MLB Baseball 962 Colorado Rockies +2½ -580* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Philadelphia Phillies (N Pivetta - R must Start J Gray - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 7:10pm Props Baseball 7914 BOS M.Moreland no HR hit -625* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">v</small>

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I see the Juice

Ticket number: Jimmy Ape #1
8/5/17 7:10pm$156.87$98.72Pending3 Team Parlay
Pending8/5/17 7:05pm MLB Baseball 956 Pittsburgh Pirates +2½ -505* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> San Diego Padres (D Lamet - R must Start G Cole - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 8:10pm MLB Baseball 962 Colorado Rockies +2½ -580* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Philadelphia Phillies (N Pivetta - R must Start J Gray - R must Start)
Pending8/5/17 7:10pm Props Baseball 7914 BOS M.Moreland no HR hit -625* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">v</small>

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This has gotta be the worst wager I've ever seen in my life.
 

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Guys I turned my last 300 into 906 and then I lost it all. And I still owe my bookie $1400.

FUck my life.
 

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